Justin Timberlake describes the day that Madonna gave him a B-12 shot in the ass as "one of the greatest days of my life...right ’behind’ the time Lance Bass gave me a ’shot’ in the ass."
Elton John will help Democrat Hillary Clinton raise cash for her presidential campaign with a concert at Radio City Music Hall; because he believes that "two red Queens can beat a black Joker."
On March 12th, New York State was surprised to hear that a well-worn whore had put up on the Internet two songs for the world to upload. Yes, Iggy Pop sang ’Burning Up’ and ’Ray of Light" at the Rock ’n’ Roll Hall of Fame Inductees Dinner, to the delight of the song-writing whore: Madonna.
Rob Zombie has signed on to do "Halloween IX." In Rob’s version, on Halloween, villain Michael Myers dons an Ashley Alexandra Dupre mask. Mr. Zombie promises plenty of blood-especially when Mr. Myers/Ms. Dupre knock on the door of Elliot Spitzer; only for Elliot’s face to drain of blood and his jaw to disturbingly drop to the floor. Of course, Mr. Spitzer dropped $5,000 in Michael/Ashley’s bag to pay for his "Trick...’n’ treat."
Eminem is working on a book called ’The Way I Am.’ Unfortunately, his publisher, Dutton Books, wanted the cover to be white, while Eminem insisted that the cover reflect his music: black. When Dutton threatened to take him to court, the cover and a frightened Eminem immediately turned white. As a compromise, Dutton agreed to let Eminem rename the novel "The Way I Be" for his black audience.
Dawn Wells, the actress who played Mary Ann on ’Gilligan’s Island,’ wound up having a nearly three-hour tour of a sheriff’s jail when she was caught having a three hour toke with marijuana. Thankfully, it was all part of a pilot for a new show called, "No Escape From Gilligan’s Island." The opening reveals the real reason the future castaways never wanted to leave the island was because they were all stoned, the Professor was always cooking meth and the wealthy Howells were fugitives bankrolling the operation.
